Surprise, Surprise, Surprise

I haven't been able to post for the last several mornings, I'm going to have to change my schedule around.  These have been percolating in draft form so since I can't do anything at the moment,  I decided to post them now.

It's amazing what posting a little data and threatening to sic the police on a black man will do.  Mom tells me that baby bro stopped by.  For a whole hour.  For someone supposedly so smart, he missed the point by a mile.  I don't care if sees me again, I don't care if he contacts me again, the mission was for him to spend time with his mother and give her a little respect.  He snuck in while I was out running around and as far as I'm concerned, the mission was accomplished.  Unlike the dodo we hopefully have leaving the White House in six five days.

Michael Chiklis must have a stroke every time Joe the Plumber opens his mouth and spits out more unintelligent garbage by the second, Vic Mackey realizes he has another dangerous leak in the department.  At least when Bruce Willis lookalike Jerry Doyle opened his mouth something intelligent came out, like how to make money by saving or using the stock market (his former job) to get ahead.  Plus, Jerry Doyle actually ran for office and I can ignore the friendship with Michael Savage.  We all have friends we want to hide from time to time.  I have one right now where we are pretending that the Gazans aren't being killed just because Israel has the power and some member of Hamas might lob an inefficient missile at a town with bomb shelters instead of hospitals, UN refugee centers and schools like the Israelis do.  I guess Joe the Plumber believes that if there is no reporting, there are no war crimes.

Still babbling and in a few weeks he will expect to collect fees for his utterings.  Hope he has as much luck as his buddy Gonzales at trting to support his lavish lifestyle after he leaves office.   Should have done what his buddy Dick did.  Halliburton, KBR, etc.  He would have more millions in the bank by now.