Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Funnier Joke

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.

I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager
had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old
man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response.

He replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

1 comment:

  1. Thanks for posting the jokes. Here's one:
    A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter. "My love," he wrote, "we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?" So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "Why don't you learn to play this?" Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!" She kissed him and said, "First let's see you play that harmonica."