Sunday, December 25, 2005

Satire in the morning

I love satire though I admit the first one had me wondering.

Bill Stockton's Satirium Satire Humor Parody Satirical Headlines | Satirium's Index: Wal-Mart, Home Depot Market Heated Bra
Number of heated bras Wal-Mart sold per day per store when the display invited customers to "Keep your breasts warm when it's cold outside." 6

When the display said: "Instantly warm the hands of that special someone with a heated bra." 106

Number of heated bras for men that Wal-Mart sold per day per store with a display that invited the customer to "Keep your chest warm on cold winter days." 3

Number of the same heated bra for men that Home Depot sold per day per store with a sign that read "Chest tool belt warmer." 218


Number of Ronnie Earle dolls sold per day at the Texas state capitol gift shop after the Travis County prosecutor indicted House Majority Leader Tom DeLay on campaign finance violations: 4

After the gift shop proprietor included a packet of long, colorful stick pins and added a sign that read "Voodoo Doll. Help Ronnie Earle feel Tom DeLay's Pain." 420

His site is almost as funny as the Onion.

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