I love satire though I admit the first one had me wondering.
Bill Stockton's Satirium Satire Humor Parody Satirical Headlines | Satirium's Index: Wal-Mart, Home Depot Market Heated Bra
His site is almost as funny as the Onion.
Bill Stockton's Satirium Satire Humor Parody Satirical Headlines | Satirium's Index: Wal-Mart, Home Depot Market Heated Bra
Number of heated bras Wal-Mart sold per day per store when the display invited customers to "Keep your breasts warm when it's cold outside." 6
When the display said: "Instantly warm the hands of that special someone with a heated bra." 106
Number of heated bras for men that Wal-Mart sold per day per store with a display that invited the customer to "Keep your chest warm on cold winter days." 3
Number of the same heated bra for men that Home Depot sold per day per store with a sign that read "Chest tool belt warmer." 218
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Number of Ronnie Earle dolls sold per day at the Texas state capitol gift shop after the Travis County prosecutor indicted House Majority Leader Tom DeLay on campaign finance violations: 4
After the gift shop proprietor included a packet of long, colorful stick pins and added a sign that read "Voodoo Doll. Help Ronnie Earle feel Tom DeLay's Pain." 420
His site is almost as funny as the Onion.
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