I used to think this joke was funny

I heard this years ago and thought it was cute.

The Organ in Charge


All the organs of the human body were having a meeting, trying to decide who should be the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said th legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum. And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and theblood w as toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

So what's the moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge!

Having lived a version for the last three weeks, it is not funny, it is true. OMG! I had a kidney stone that didn't hurt that much. How come my neighbors didn't hear me screaming for help last night? I was screaming for help like someone was killing me.

They were all so interested last week. I couldn't even reach my cell to call 911, in which I would gladly have had an ambulance come get me. Anything to relieve the pain.

Tags: joke, rectum, sudden turmoil