Duck! Cheney's New Prey
After his last outing, regular hunting trips weren't as exciting anymore. In an effort to reintroduce that certain thrill into his hobby, Duck! Cheney commissioned a new Batwing (inspried by the recent killing of a certain member of al-Qaeda) to be wirelessly connected to his .50 calibre rifle recently outfitted with heat seeking bullets and trimmed in gold from his secret stash of Krugerrands.
No fowl will ever escape justice again. The avian revolt is in its last throes.
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