What Have I Done?

The "What Have I Done" meme. Affirmatives are in bold, snarky comments are in ().

1. Bought everyone in the bar a drink (I made sure the bar was almost empty)
2. Swum with wild dolphins
3. Climbed a mountain
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid
6. Held a tarantula
7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
8. Said “I love you” and meant it
9. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment(My dad's funeral springs to mind)
27. Had a food fight (I never waste food)
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger(I did more than that!)
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking(iPod induced)
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment I can be clueless if I try.
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was wasted
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving(Never quite made it to the airplane, I do have a thing about heights.)
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs (And books, herbs, spices, etc.)
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day (It helps if someone is with you)
60. Posed nude in front of strangers
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain (Every night from 5 to 5:15 when we lived in Puerto Rico)
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie (I'm in the crowd scene when the Flying Elvis land in Honeymoon In Vegas, it was an accident)
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days (Thought I was going to die)
77. Made cookies from scratch (cookies, cakes, pies, etc., etc....)
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo (I have two)
81. Rafted the Snake River (Does the American River count?)
82. Been on television news programs as an expert
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Eaten fugu (pufferfish)
89. Had a one-night stand
90. Gone to Thailand
91. Bought a house
92. Been in a combat zone
93. Buried one/both of your parents
94. Been on a cruise ship
95. Spoken more than one language fluently (30 years ago I could speak German like a native, now I can only understand it if spoken slowly)
96. Performed in Rocky Horror Picture Show
97. Raised children
98. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over (More than once)
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Petted a stingray (And I never will)
110. Broken someone’s heart (I didn't mean to)
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild (Do they mean legal ones)
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon (And back out again!)
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Petted a cockroachBecause I was smashing it)
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey (Condensed)
135. Selected one important author who you missed in school, and read something they wrote (Nope, I missed them for a reason)
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts (No, but I've repaired them with a butterknife, does that count?)
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head(Every chance I get!)
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life
151. Captured a wild animal alive and released it
152. Went fishing
153. Carried something weighing more than half your weight more than a block
154. Made up a song in a language other than your own
155. Spent more than two days completely alone
156. Wrote a book
157. Trained an animal
158. Swam in something other than a pool (lake, pond, ocean - bonus if naked)
159. Had a body part other than nails or face painted
160. Went for more than a month without wearing a watch


Wow, for somebody who thinks she's never done anything, I sure have been busy.

H/T Thoughts that get stuck in my head.