Quotes Of The Day

It is going to be really hard to top this one.

“But with many men,” he added, “if you use the words ‘scalpel’ and ‘penis’ in the same sentence, they say ‘put me to sleep!’ So then we do it under general anesthesia.”

Duck! Cheney, who lives on the planet Notintouchwithreality, has this gem about the budget bill.

"There may be some people who are so irresponsible that they wouldn't support that," Cheney said. But the majority will send Bush the bill he wants "once they've gone through the exercise and it's clear the president will veto the provisions that they want in," he said.

Only if they want to face the wrath of the American people, just 31% of the people care what Bush wants.