Can't Stop Laughing

We're all going to die. Not that cancer is a funny subject, but there are so many things wrong with this article I barely know where to start. Oral sex can cause mouth cancer. But wait, it gets better. Mainly in men. No more eating at the garden of earthly delights, but the hot dog bar is okay. Neither men nor women should graze at more than six salad bars in a lifetime.

In his practice, Haddad has seen an increase in the number of younger people developing this cancer, people in their 30s and 40s. He attributes it in part to a "change in sexual behavior over the last decade." He says: "The idea that oral sex is risk-free is not correct. It comes with significant risks, and developing cancer is one of them.

Way back in the first Dark Ages, one of the Popes was traveling through France and gave a sermon about deviating from the traditional position and that the use of pillows was not sanctioned. The next day every pillow for sale was gone and there was a run on feathers. The Puritans keep trying to prevent normal human behavior. And failing.

As if men needed any more reasons to say, without a trace of shame or irony, tis better to give than receive.