Things That Don't Exist Thursday

1. The building where the researchers in The Pearl send their notebooks detailing their observations about the people in The Swan. It's tv, get a life.

2. A cohesive plan for the debacle that is Iraq.

3. A need for the term "yada yada" even if it is in the Oxford English Dictionary.

4. An American soccer team capable of advancing in the World Cup, much less winning the darn thing.

5. A year without hearing about JLo or Jolie

6. Governmental acceptance that global warming is a reality.

Tags: things that don't exist, world cup, global warming, Iraq, Lost