Major Crybaby

Waah, waah, waah. The poor little darkie. Nobody likes me, everybody was mean to me. that girl lied about me and ruined my reputation and all I got for it was this lousy lifetime job that lets me impose my very strict views on those who didn't have my opportunities. Pompous bastard. Whoop-dee-damn-do yourself. Just like the majority of people who get to a position of power after feeling like the world never gave them a fair break, he has consistently used that power to ensure that no one else has the opportunity to follow in his footsteps. SIOOMA.