Hot on the heels of my post on bras for manboobs, men now have mantyhose. The laughter in the background says it all. The mantyhose even come in different colors and pattersn and come complete with a special male comfort panel. And they aren't just for cross dressers.
Does your iPod run out of juice at the most inopportune moments? Mine does. Did you know you recharge it with an onion and an energy drink?
I took a geometry class in college and they teacher used to do the proofs on the board. Invariably he would get to the end of the problem and say "oh, that's not going to work, we'll come back to it later" but we never did. Now I know why. Since I didn't understand the class at all I took it pass/fail and copied just enough answers from my husband so I could pass. Then we went on to trigonometry which made perfect sense and since I had the highest grade in the class my husband cheated off of me. Obviously geometry doesn't need to be a prerequisite for trigonometry.
Does that mean mom was supposed to live into her nineties? She's been smoking since she was 11 and she's 78 now. On her last X-ray a few weeks ago her lungs were clear. Very strange.
Get caught doing something stupid by the taxpaying public? Do what GM wants to do to hide their disdain for the have nots and get airline regulators to prevent anyone from tracking their coporate jets and all the places they go on the company dime while their companies flame out.
First your money, then your clothes. Banks get bailed out, malls are going bankrupt, hours are being cut back and as long as Joe the Plumber and Debra the unemployed have no money to spend on anything other than food and rent there will be turmoil in the financial markets and very little in the way of positive news. Car dealerships are closing, tire and repair shops are disappearing and Paulson keeps giving taxpayer money to those who need it the least and are willing to share it not at all. Great plan, I wonder what's next. Food only sold to people in suits and ties with thousands of dollars in the bank?
Funny how people worry about the big one striking California and having us fall into the sea and totally ignore the New Madrid Fault, the site of the largest series of earthquakes (they rang church bells in Boston, toppled chimneys in Maine and cracked sidewalks in D.C.), to strike in the contiguous United States. Plus the area gest tornandoes and remnants of hurricanes. I think I'll stay in California and take my chances.