Let's Pretend

That young girls and boys aren't being raped everyday in this world and focus on whether portraying the subject matter by not actually showing it, should be worthy of a federal investigation, instigated by a Catholic organization. I guess it's okay to let it happen, just not okay to bring it out in the open. This doesn't qualify as child pornography and if somebody feels that this film satisfies some deep seated sexual need, they have deeper problems that need to be addressed.

That a nonbinding resolution is worth the paper it's printed on.

That Blogger hasn't been a poopyhead for the last few days.

That nobody saw this coming. At least anybody with an ounce of common sense and the rudimentary ability to do simple arithmetic.

That people in the red states understood that all those decisions they made to protect their tax money from undeserving people, really affected the quality of life of their most innocent citizens. Gives new meaning to no child left behind.

That we are going to capture Osama bin Forgotten sometime in his lifetime. Or has someone just realized that we are losing the war on terror on two fronts? Unlike the crew without a clue, we know we are losing on all fronts. Support the troops! Extend their tours of duty.

That we will have a national primary so that everyone gets to vote on all the candidates, not just who won the states with the least diverse populations.

That no more candidates declare for the Presidency, the field is already too crowded with people I don't want to vote for.