Sunday, March 04, 2007

Be The First

Waah, waah, waah. Don't wanna hurt the widdle baby's feelings. Seriously, this is getting out of control. What are they going to try and legislate next? Only people who can clap in rhythm are allowed to participate in showing appreciation because the rhythmically challenged get on someone's nerves?

Not only will true blonds become nearly extinct, so will those who are melanin impaired. Time and numbers will make sure of that.

70 things you might say to win a technical argument, including this one; I heard that the only real application for that technology was child pornography. How did you hear about it?

Then there are the 77 ways to learn faster, deeper and better. Very helpful.

You can tell that the FDA is run by the crew without a clue, antibiotic resistance isn't deemed to be that serious to humans. It couldn't be that since the poultry problem occurred in the 1990's, they think it only happened because Clinton was president? Or do they think that antibiotic resistant microbes can tell the difference between the haves and the have nots?

The comments are even better than the article, while hot baths and jacuzzis might impair male fertility, I wouldn't want to use it as a form of birth control. A special cooler for the twins, priceless.

1 comment:

  1. And yet another list of things that prove humans will die out in 200 years if Darwin wa right.

    Great post.